VOTE FOR ME

VOTE FOR ME

Honest election posters Vote for me ...because you can relive the glorious past. ...because I'll use your taxes to line my own pockets ...because I will not represent you, but those who bought you by the pound ...because I won't keep a single electoral promise ...because I will lie to you tirelessly, ...because you will never believe the truth. ...because you believe my empty, meaningless bullshit ...because you can't break out of your bubble Vote for us ...because we are very serious and trustworthy Vote for the party of the snail horns! Vote for the party of shitbags Vote for the party of cat suckers Vote for the party of paint splatters Vote for the party of oat huskers grotesquely grinning face Paint of all colours splattered on walls.